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<B>This is what is currently available from <A HREF="http://www.empty-records.com" TARGET="new">eMpTy Records</A>:</B>
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<A HREF="../discography/albums/boss.htm">You Are Not The Boss Of Me CD/LP</A><BR>
<A HREF="../discography/albums/chef.htm">Chef Boyrudum CD/LP</A><BR>
<A HREF="../discography/albums/laugh.htm">Laugh While You Can Monkey Boy CD/LP</A><BR>
<A HREF="../discography/albums/ucan.htm">You Can Feel the Love In This Room CD/LP</A><BR>
<A HREF="../discography/seven/count.htm">Count Me Out 7"</A>
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<B>Also, from <A HREF="http://members.aol.com/mutantpop/" TARGET="new">Mutant Pop Records</A>:</B>
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<A HREF="../discography/albums/history.htm">A Brief History of Sicko CD</A><BR>
<A HREF="../discography/seven/3Tea.htm">Three Tea 7"</A>
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<B>For ordering information on these records, go to <A HREF="http://www.emptyrecords.com/" TARGET="new">eMpTy Records</A> or go to<BR><A HREF="http://www.cdnow.com/switch/from=sr-1076571/target=buyweb_products/ArtistID=FRN-SICKO" TARGET="_new"><IMG SRC="../images/cdnow.gif" ALT="CDNOW" HEIGHT="24" WIDTH="79" BORDER=0 VALIGN="BOTTOM"></A></B>
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We currently have three designs, but these are the left-overs so, sizes are limited. The blue shirt is available in <B>Medium</B> only and
is from our tour of Spain in 1996. It has the Spanish tour dates on the back. The Chef one is in full color and is available in <B>Large</B> only. 
It has the eMpTy logo on the back. The Boss shirt is also in full color and is available in <B>Small</B> only. It's 
from our tour of Japan in 1998 and has the Japanese tour dates on the back. All shirts are $10 plus postage. 
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<B>To order t-shirts, email <A HREF="mailto:josh@sicko.com">Josh</A> for ordering instructions.</B>
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<FONT FACE="Arial" SIZE=2><B>The Newsletter Archive</B><BR>
Ah, yes...we only ever did one...For those of you who have Adobe Acrobat Reader and can read *.pdf files, this one's for you:<BR>
<A HREF="nwsltr1.pdf"> <U>Sicko Newsletter, Fall 1995 in *.pdf</U></A><BR>
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<I>Note: if you want to download Acrobat Reader go to <U><A HREF="http://www.adobe.com/prodindex/acrobat/readstep.html" TARGET="_new">Adobe Systems Incorporated</A></U> (it's FREE)
It looks a lot better - you get the layout and graphics - just like the real thing</I><BR><BR>For all others, here's the straight text version: <A HREF="nwsltr1.htm"><U>Sicko Newsletter, Fall 1995 in text</U></A><BR>
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For all this stuff and more, mail your requests and hard-earned funds to:<BR>
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<IMG SRC="../images/empty.gif" WIDTH=90 HEIGHT=54 ALT="eMpTy Records"><BR><B>eMpTy Records<BR>PO Box 12034<BR>Seattle, WA  98102<BR><A HREF="http://www.empty-records.com" TARGET="new">http://www.empty-records.com</A></B><BR>
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Email Blake and Megan at <A HREF="mailto:empty@eskimo.com">eMpTy@eskimo.com</U></A><BR>
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